September 02, 2010 14:33
"Brian can also sometimes be a French surname; derived from the Old Occitan word brian, meaning "maggot" I suggest you all call this MAGGOT, MAGGOT... especially for never posting.
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Sweet Dreams
August 27, 2010 15:59
I've never had a wet dream before in my life. I'm sick of something always ruining things in my dreams at the last minute of copulation, so I've given up masturbating to see if I can make it happen. I'm on day 5. I've never gone more than a week.
(Also, this posts doubles as a reason why Foobat/Oqodo can't be replaced by Facebook)
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 18:46
Oh God, give me a break Bliss. We all know you spank it just like everybody else. The only difference is you have to deal with your Catholic guilt afterwards.
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- posted by Stegg
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 18:56
Thats' why I made myself plastic grocery bag underwear. No mess-- reusable.
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- posted by Java81
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 18:57
Also Bliss, you never responded to my superpowers post. I'll take my business elsewhere. EX-man.
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- posted by Java81
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 19:49
I enjoy taking a crap, but I wouldn't want to do it while I sleep.
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- posted by Mike C
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 19:59
What if you were sleeping on a toilet? Also-- would you still wipe like a jerk in your sleep?
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- posted by Java81
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 20:09
How bout tuggn' one off while pooping in the shower...no mess...no stress! Ahh, wet dreams, those were the days, but I have had a few in last several years.
5 Days? I did 10 days once, but on the 11th day Kristi had to go to urgent care.
"You told me you were combing your hair!"
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- posted by CaptainButter
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 20:36
I'm willing to go as long as I can in order for it to occur, although I have serious reservations about whether or not I can make it past 1 week.
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- posted by Stegg
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 21:02
Don't be a pansy. I once did two months...
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- posted by Java81
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 27, 2010 23:19
You fucking lie. 2 months? you lie.
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- posted by Stegg
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 28, 2010 19:21
I went all of Lent. Forty day, forty nights, forty oz of semen afterwards.
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- posted by Bliss
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 29, 2010 00:05
Yeah! That's when I did it too Bliss!
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- posted by Java81
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 29, 2010 00:06
I"m not lying I did! And the worst part is... it wasn't even like a hot girl or anything that did me in, meaning like, I didn't see like a hot scantily clad girl on t.v. or outside or anything... I think I remember being really sad that it was like Monica Lewinsky at like a good angle. I'm not proud of it ok.
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- posted by Java81
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 29, 2010 05:48
We all have those moments of weakness, Shehan.
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- posted by Bliss
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 31, 2010 06:38
Just don't spank it for a week and make sure to sleep in bed with yoru wife really close, the hormones will do it to you within the week.
I've literally had a bout of "re-accuring nightmare style" wet dreams. I mean, they suck:
You wake up with a nasty mess to clean up. It's like pissin yourself and then having to go wash yourself off and cha ...
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- posted by Goober
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RE: "Sweet Dreams"
August 31, 2010 13:21
It doesn't matter any more. I tapped out Sunday night.
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